shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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