He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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