you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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