Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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