dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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