My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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