i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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