Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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