What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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