Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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