Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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