Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It's just like the Real World with babies
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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