It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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