O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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