its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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