me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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