Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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