The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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