So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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