Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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