It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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