She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Your dad touched me again.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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