she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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