this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Your penis caused this!
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