He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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