O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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