So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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