Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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