dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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