Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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