I look better un-naked...
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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