I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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