smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
The feeling are messing with the penis
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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