spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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