Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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