There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I am midnight drunk by noon
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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