how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
