I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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