But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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