No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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