i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just gargled with NyQuil
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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