she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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