Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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