good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
