Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Oh god it's open bar.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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