The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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