The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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