At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You can't just leave with hair like that
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize
