dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
