Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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