some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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