Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just found a bag of teeth...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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