I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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