windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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