At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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