He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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