I think scott just propositioned me for sex
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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